Thursday, October 10, 2013

Morality Night Football?

  
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I’m watching the first Monday Night Football game of the season. Eagles versus Redskins. An easy pick for me. Philadelphia is my favorite NFC team and Washington has the single most racist name in professional sports. Then Vick takes the field and I inevitably recall his history too. Damn, can I not just enjoy football without my restless brain distracting me? Does a persons private life effect the way fans feel about or support that person? Hello, Michael Jackson fans? Anyway, just when I get focused I hear Ray Lewis doing commentary. Cmon! Later Kurt Warner would re-cap the game and it was just too much.



Maybe my point is we should use morality, a least a little more, in our choices. We sure do have power as consumers. For instance I’ve found myself eating healthier. Not so much for my health but because I have a real attitude about paying for bad “food like” substances. But I digress.



The facts about the players, on and off the field, that Monday Night.



“Redskins” - Is simply a racist term, period. Unlike other team names that honor First Nation Peoples. I wish their fans would realize they can still love the team and even their history without that name. Not all our history is good or worth repeating. It’s history. I am far from being “politically correct”. In this case I am just… correct. I suggest changing the name to the “Washington Warriors”. It would not only be respectful but it’s a damn cool name. Is it not?



Quarterback Michael Vick - In July 2007 Vick was indicted by a federal grand jury charges of sponsoring a dogfighting operation so grisly that the losers either died in the pit or sometimes were electrocuted, drowned, hanged or shot.



What struck me about the incident at the time was during his next game, just hours after the story broke, some “fans” were holding up signs of forgiveness and support. The expression “Too Soon” came to mind. And I started to wonder about my fellow human beings. Is there no crime so heinous that these people would take a whole 24 hours before being so forgiving? Hello, Penn State fans?



At least he paid for his crimes and as awful as they were we should probably give him the benefit of the doubt that he is repentant and a better person. Still one has to wonder what makes up a person capable of torturing dogs in the first place? And on the subject of “paying for ones crimes” that brings me to something worse.



The unpaid crimes of Ray Lewis. - On the evening of Jan. 30, 2000, Ray Lewis was looking to party. He had flown to Atlanta to watch Super Bowl XXXIV. A fight broke out. Two people were murdered. Did Lewis kill either of them or just hide the murder weapon and destroy his bloody clothes? We may never know.


Cops would never find the clothes Lewis wore that night, not even the mink. Nor would they find the photo taken of Lewis’ entourage that night. Lewis pleaded guilty in relation to the case: for obstruction of justice, a misdemeanor. He originally was charged with two counts of murder but struck a deal with prosecutors in exchange for his testimony against two of his companions.



Meanwhile, those two young men died in street: Richard Lollar, 24, and Jacinth Baker, 21.



And all these years later, Ray Lewis holds no regrets about what happened that night in Atlanta. “If I had to go through all of that over again . . . I wouldn’t change a thing,” he said recently. “Couldn’t. The end result is who I am now.” As if that statement was not outrageous enough he continues to speak way too much about God, and God’s will. As if it was “God’s will” for him to get away with that crime. Nauseating!



Pete Rose is banned from the Baseball Hall of Fame for Gambling. Lewis should never get into the Football Hall of Fame. Even if we are a little loose with “morality” we are talking about murder here!



Next came the recap by “Scab” Kurt Warner – He and Terrell Davis crossed a SAG Strike to do a Campbell’s Chunky Soup commercial in June 2000. If you think they should have respected the strike because they too were in a union, it’s worse than even that. They are also in SAG the Actors Union that was on strike.

Tiger Woods and Red Sox shortstop Nomar Garciaparra refused to cross the lines but not Warner. “We’ve gone from ‘Umm, Umm soup’ to ‘Umm, Umm scab,’  blasted SAG strike committee chairman Todd Amorde. And SAG flew a banner by plane over the coliseum with that new slogan. I think most would be forgiving if he did it to feed his family. But a millionaire betraying two unions… for soup? Disgraceful.


Still not convinced? Well, Al Pacino agrees with me. I’m not big at name dropping but… Al Pacino!  I love that guy. I had the pleasure of watching Super Bowl XXXIV with him. Titans versus Rams. This was months before Warner became a Scab and I was in the rare mindset of not knowing whom to root for. I liked the Rams as a kid, but they bailed on L.A. The Titans were new and underdogs so that was appealing. Al pointed out the actions of Ram team owner Georgia Frontiere and convinced me that the Titans were the “Good Guys”. With a choice like that, it’s easy. We should root for the good guys!



Back to MNF. Philadelphia Eagles defeated Washington Redskins  33-27 and Congress would go on to overshadow most other immoralities in entertainment or elsewhere. But that’s why we need good forms of escapism. A new team name, a different announcer would add to the experience. My Browns giving me the blues and my Raiders refusing to move back to L.A. (or to the Super Bowl) should be the only sort of things on my mind when watching my favorite sport. That and maybe “Where’s the Pizza?” Hello?


Friday, October 4, 2013

HEAVY METAL ~ Deconstructed

  
Metal Heads: my people, my music, my tribe ~


Curious about Heavy Metal Music? Think "Head Banging" is a literal description or that Metal Heads are a beastly violent cabal of drunken malcontents? Well, we are not. We are, among other things, the type of people who may use “cabal” in a sentence. But Malcontents? That we are for sure. As that is Rock and Roll. And as Rock is the Blues electrified, Metal is Rock sped up. Beautiful in it’s simplicity.

I think I took for granted that, like it or not, people at least knew what Metal was. I guess that is a symptom of a lot of what is wrong with this country? Shortcomings like Confirmation Bias and just assuming that others think and know what we do. “Cant we all just get along?” No, not if we can't even empathize and communicate. So those were my thoughts when I was asked “Why do you think Metallica is the greatest Metal band ever?” Was this a stupid question? Well, since it was coming from an eight year old, I resisted just saying “Because they are.” and I went on to actually explain. 

(speaking rapidly for effect) I said, “Because they energized the music scene - They introduced a generation to obscure British Metal bands – They play fast – They play hard – They use quiet moments as brilliantly as the loud moments – The lyrics are powerful and intelligible – They are good musicians who relate to the fans because they too are fans -They have been consistently great for a quarter of a century!” Yes, that is the exact way I put it, to an eight year old. I am a believer in not “dumbing it down”. Rock, Rap and Hip Hop all have their share of “simple” songs. And that is fine but another thing that attracts me to Metal is the complexity and depth. Even lyrics as seemingly simple as “I was born for dying” “Afraid to shoot strangers” and “Peace sells but who’s buying” are weightier than maybe first thought. Especially when closer attention reveals their ant-war themes.

So, read on, as I expose the oft-misunderstood art form and lifestyle that is Heavy Metal!

Arguably the most inclusive of musical genres. Save a few narrow-minded fringe fans passionate about their sub genre. Unpretentious and fun loving. We tend to only rage against "Posers" and Authority in general. And likely would not have a problem with Authority if it was not so blatantly hypocritical, self serving and, well,... joyless. To Metal Heads it's all about the music. Race doesn't matter, religion doesn't mater, gender doesn't matter (but we prefer girls, just sayin')

So welcome to Metal. Regardless of what band exposed you to this great art form you can spend a lifetime looking back to the roots. Black Sabbath, Judas Priest, Led Zeppelin or all the way back to the Delta Blues. With as thunderously diverse influences as Hendrix, Van Halen, Wagner and Beethoven. And you may enjoy the early days of British Metal, through the heyday of the 1980's to the present and future of the many Metal offsprings.

It's a rare and fortuitous time for Metal today. The greatest bands are still touring. Metallica, Anthrax, Megadeth, and Iron Maiden still tear it up and new bands are shredding on. See them live while you can. We recently lost Dio and this may well be the last tour for Black Sabbath. Catch a show, commune with family, get in the Pit and Show some Love. - As UFO once sung "Lots of people do it and we wont leave you out."

THE GODFATHERS ~ Black Sabbath
-->Lead Guitarist Tony Iommi got the tip of his finger cut off just as the band was getting some traction. He melted plastic bottle caps to use as a finger tip and as necessity being “the mother of invention” he loosened up his guitar strings. This gave Sabbath their unique ominous sound. They noticed the popularity of Horror Films showing across the street from where they rehearsed and decided to experiment with similarly dark themes in their music. And a new genre was born!

THE WARDROBE ~ Judas Priest (from gay British leather fetish shops) How’s THAT for inclusive?

THE GANG SIGN ~ \m/ The Metal Horns \m/  (The malocchio) popularized by Ronnie James Dio

THE MASCOT ~ Eddie! (Iron Maiden)

THE DANCE ~ Moshing 
-->  (evolving from the pogoing, jumping up and down, of Punk/New Wave Music fans, expanding to include contact. Usually moving in a circle where fans can enter and leave at will, and at their own risk. Always physical but only rarely do a few drunken idiots, throw an elbow and try to purposefully hurt others. We have an “Instant Karma” way of dealing with those types)

THE AMBASSADORS ~ Metallica

THE ACTIVIST ~ Megadeth

THE TRANSPORTATION ~ Crowd Surfing

THE BEAT ~ John “Bonzo” Bonham

THE GAME-CHANGERS ~ Led Zeppelin  
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(Touring, merchandizing, creative control… it was all revolutionized by these Rock Gods. Will the world still be talking about your favorite band in 100 years? They will if that band is Led Zeppelin!)


THE FIRST RECORD TO HIT #1 ~ “Metal Health” by Quiet Riot - March 11, 1983

THE PHILOSOPHY ~ “But that’s the way I like it baby, I don’t wanna live forever!” 
Lemmy / Motorhead

THE 3 CHORDS ~ AC/DC

THE UNITERS ~ Anthrax

THE THEATER ~ Kiss (with a BIG mandatory SHOUT OUT to Alice Cooper)

THE DRINK OF CHOICE ~ Jack Daniels

THE SCORNED ~ Posers

THE REASON WE GOT POLITICAL (AND COULD NEVER VOTE FOR GORE) ~ The McCarthyism of his wife Tipper and her equally hated group The PMRC (Parents Music Resource Center) and their attack on the First Amendment and Rock n’ Roll – But they did give us the now iconic black and white “Parental Advisory -  Explicit Content” sticker label, that was required to put on album covers… thereby GUARANTEEING more sales. They knew as little about American’s tendencies to want the forbidden, as they did about the U.S. Constitution. AND although we love aggressive music, as a whole, we are not fans of endless WARS and the Corruption that enables them. So we Fight The Power!

BEST QUOTE ~ By Bart Simpson 
“Everybody knows all the best bands are affiliated with Satan.” - If you take this literally, you’re still not getting it. If you get the humor, then you get Metal… and The Simpsons.

THE CABLE SERIES ~ “That Metal Show” on VH1

THE MINISERIES ~ Metal Evolution by Sam Dunn and Scot McFadyen

THE MOVIE ~ “Metal Heads” by Tony Stengel / Soxon Productions

THE EVIDENCE OF GOOD PARENTING ~ 80’s Metal on your kid’s iPod

So maybe this list will inspire you to look, and listen, deeper? Wow, to be hearing “Ride the Lightning” for the first time. The numerous covers of “War Pigs”, classic Metal, new Metal and a dozen sub genres. Could be life changing. Or just Loud and Fun. ~ Enjoy the Journey & Welcome to the Tribe!

THE GODFATHERS ~ Black Sabbath
THE GANG SIGN ~ The Metal Horns (The malocchio) popularized by Ronnie James Dio
THE CHURCH
THE WARDROBE ~ Judas Priest (from gay British leather fetish shops) How’s THAT for inclusive?
THE THEATER ~ Kiss (w/BIG mandatory SHOUT OUT to Alice Cooper)
THE AMBASSADORS ~ Metallica
THE GAME-CHANGERS ~ Led Zeppelin
THE DANCE ~ Moshing
THE SCORNED


THE CARTOON
THE DISINGENUOUS BITCH

THE DRINK OF CHOICE

THE 3 CHORDS ~ AC/DC
THE BEAT ~ John “Bonzo” Bonham
THE MASCOT ~ Eddie! (Iron Maiden)
THE TRANSPORTATION ~ Crowd Surfing

THE ACTIVIST ~ Megadeth
THE UNITERS ~ Anthrax

THE FIRST RECORD TO HIT #1 ~ “Metal Health”   by     Quiet Riot - March 11, 1983

THE MINI SERIES



THE CABLE SHOW
THE GUARANTEE TO SELL MORE RECORDS
THE PROPHET